Childish Actions Delay Washington City Elections

By Mike Guisinger, Staff Writer
6/17/2008

Like bulls in a China shop, a number of incompetent and belligerent citizens, including the Nationalist mayoral candidate, disrupted the Washington City Convention on Sunday Evening. Due to their inability to follow simple directions involving elementary math and numerous displays of childlike behavior, taking attendance toward the beginning of the convention took nearly fifteen minutes—a job that should have required a minute at the most. This initial disturbance caused both the city and county elections of both the Nationalists and Federalists to be severely delayed. It seems as though several residents of Washington City may be better suited for “Toddler State”.

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