Boys State Rebuttal to Jessica Kindle “Shower Wars”

By Brett Wefel, Letter to the Editor
6/24/2007

First off ladies, the majority of men here at boy’s state happen to shower at least once a day and apply an ample amount of deodorant. If you think we enjoy smelling like week old gym clothes well think again. The fact that we don’t bathe often just because we’re men is a very nasty stereotype which was much unprovoked.

Very cute cartoon by the way, did you girls come up with that all by yourself or did you need help. First off the “arm wrestling” and “rock, paper, scissors” incidents were only jokes used for our own amusement to keep the all of the very pent up, hot, and tired boys from rioting and returning to their dorms for their long awaited showers and beds. It’s the funny and completely random kind of things that keep us entertained while at this wonderful camp. If you girls have a problem with us enjoying ourselves then you can take it up with our Governor, Michael Jones.