Gold-Bond Wanted!
By Benjamin B. Kennedy, Staff Writer
6/21/2007
It seems as though Boys State is hit with an epidemic. I am not talking about contagious diseases, illnesses, or annoying campers. Instead I am talking about the little problem of pesky chaffing. When packing for Boys State we never would have that to pack the Gold-Bond, but that is all we can think about. We all know how much of a problem chaffing can cause. Whether you are the type the grinds through, and tolerate it, or if you are the type that alters the way you walk (we will leave this part up to your imagination). Starting here soon, Gold-Bond can become a pricey commodity. Does Sparty-Mart sell Gold-Bond Perhaps? This sentence is addressed to those who have Gold-Bond: SHARE! I know it may seem hard, but you should really help a fellow ‘camper’ out and share your Gold-Bond, the more you put in, the more you get out. One of the cities most devastated by this affliction is Harrison City. Boys Staters there are in desperate need of some well deserved Gold-Bond. If the newly elected Governor would like to help out his citizens perhaps he could create some of kind of Gold-Bond legislation. After all, it’s a problem affecting the entire Boys State.